Who Wants to Sleep with a Naval Officer-aire?

For this he was banned from ever shopping in Mr. Hooper's store again.

Thank you Top Gear, for endangering your lives for our amusement once again.

This will be a parade which will live in infamy.

If I'm ever detained by Russian secret police, that's the guy I want interrogating me.

Michael Jackson is alive! Wait, no. It's a girl with make up and tape on her face. Thank God.

A group of ambitious friends recreate the beginning of 1995's "A Goofy Movie" shot-for-shot in live action. Starring literally everyone who's ever seen "A Goofy Movie."By Ted Sowards.

The professor came back and insisted they could all learn a valuable lesson about trigonometry from the experience.

Further proof people on Chatroulette don't appreciate anything awesome that's not a naked girl.By Alex Roda.