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Jack Skellington tires of Christmas and decides to take the portal to "St. Patrick's Day Town."

More than one heart got burned on this set.By Elephant Larry.

I want to know what the people that nexted him were hoping for.By Piano Chat Improv.

For this he was banned from ever shopping in Mr. Hooper's store again.

Thank you Top Gear, for endangering your lives for our amusement once again.

This will be a parade which will live in infamy.

If I'm ever detained by Russian secret police, that's the guy I want interrogating me.

Michael Jackson is alive! Wait, no. It's a girl with make up and tape on her face. Thank God.