Best Ransom Note Ever

A neighborhood vigilante takes matters into his own hands after watching wiener dogs poop in his yard for too long. He stole their owner's Jesus statue and won't give it back until the problem is solved. All in all it's an OK story, but hearing the old woman read the ransom note on TV is incredible. I giggle every time she says wiener poopie. I didn't even know you could say wiener poopie on the news.