Charge an iPod with an Onion

For this he was banned from ever shopping in Mr. Hooper's store again.

Thank you Top Gear, for endangering your lives for our amusement once again.

This will be a parade which will live in infamy.

If I'm ever detained by Russian secret police, that's the guy I want interrogating me.

Michael Jackson is alive! Wait, no. It's a girl with make up and tape on her face. Thank God.

A group of ambitious friends recreate the beginning of 1995's "A Goofy Movie" shot-for-shot in live action. Starring literally everyone who's ever seen "A Goofy Movie."By Ted Sowards.

The professor came back and insisted they could all learn a valuable lesson about trigonometry from the experience.

Further proof people on Chatroulette don't appreciate anything awesome that's not a naked girl.By Alex Roda.